M0RTZ R4P S0NG



wurd wurd wurd nig nig nig, i make millions rapping when all im really doing is just sitting here tapping, and slapping, that fat whore, because im stuck in 1984, Devo owns my soul, i think you should go light up another bowl, before you go insane listening to me complain about how horrible rap is. i listen to MTV and all the other showbiz <<<<<<big annoying bass sound that rattles the windows in the pHaT LoW RidER cAr that scrapes the ground and sparks>>>>> Hey Bitch, my handle is mort, i have an itch, so dont be a fucking snitch, and go yellin to TOS that im being a boss, You say "NE1 GOT NE PHAT PROGGS" while i stick it into logs, and paste it in #neXus, where the people arent from Texas, cus fool we aint hicks like you, so go whipe that poo off your mother fucking shoe, before you stink up my room, where the all the bitchez go boom, and we sit around and shroom. <<<<<<<<another loud bass sound for a little bit>>>>>>>> Niggers, im representing the mother fucking PFT, so shut your lil wannabe O-G mouth before i slap the taste outta that bass. Wurd Up Homie Eazy 2pac Dre Dawg G-Bizz, or whatever your damn name is, nobody can understand what youre saying, because all you do is sit there playing, your loud obnoxious bass sound. East Side West Side, whatever side is the best side? not like anybody cares because youre in the cities and there aint no bears, unlike me becasue i live in the fucking boonies, with all these damn hippy Moonies. "Hey man, thats gnarly, lets go save another tree" they say but i reply "No thanks, I gotta take a pee.... on your fat mom" you stand around on AOL humping each other, when im sittin here bumpin yer damn mama. she smells bad, but i dont care, because im a real mother fucking G and i can take this shit, bitch you aint worth a food stamp, im stuck here in boot camp. hey nigr lets go make another bust, so we can go fuck some more bitchez cus our lust, is to hot to handle, stick it in my ass with another candle, damn fool god created adam and eve, not adam and steve, your ass is an exit, not an entrance, so c'mon nigrz lets go get some fat twat from that cat, cus i think beastiality is pretty cool, because hey im a fool, who raps, busts caps, smokes crack, and fool you cant turn back once yew join the SugarHill gang, and all we do is sit around and talk slang. shareef dont like it, so go rack up some more hits. and now im rambling on, because im trying to make a song, and be just like you, woohoo, lets go bust some rymes before we run outta time, and the cops come chasing, because i'm an illegal immigrant from beijing. bitch if you dont recognize where im from, then i think i'll stop right here and just come, inside your wide open mouth, because the sluts are always spread for the they dont wannabe dead, like the last bitch that refused me, then she got shot with a muThA fuCkiN uZi, iN dA BaCk, CuS SHe DoNt CuT nO SlaCk FOr Da MoRt DaWG