How to deal with spammers

Date: Sun, 13 Apr 1997 02:30:43 -0500 (CDT)
From: Video <nexus@evansville.net>
To: Special <freeway100@juno.com>
Subject: Re: Get On the Freeway!!!!

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>1) Do you like to watch movies on video?
No but I make snuff films of me killing people.

>2) Do you listen to music?
No but I scream at people on the street.

>3) Does your car use gasoline?
No, it runs on solar power you fucking moron.

>4) Would you like to earn $900 a day?
Could you repeat the question?

>1) Pay a small fee of $50 to join.
How bout I do nothing and you send me money?

>2) Get Excited!
No thanks.

>3) Sponsor two people.
Does that somehow relate to prostitution?

>Do you like any of these music categories?
>Classical, Country, Easy Listening, Rock, Jazz,
>R&B, Christian, Gospel.
No, no, no no, no, no, and hell no. I do however listen to myself screaming at people as stated above.

>Why not reply for more information?
Why not go fuck yourself?

>What can it hurt to at least read it and know
> what it is and how it works?
It hurts me plenty. (Ouch)

>Hope to hear from you soon!
I hope I never hear from you again you sick fucking idiot.

-William Piper, President of PFT^Á Inc.